The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Hahaha that could be a real blockbuster. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. In Aztec mythology, the Centzon Tōtōchtin ("400 rabbits) are a group of divine rabbits who meet for frequent drunken parties. This God, often portraited as a hummingbird, knew no mercy and chased after the terrified rodents. LOL. But I find the picture quite hilarious, so it would probably be motivation to drink more. Actually very little is known about this member of the Centzon Totochtin, just that he was often referred to as ‘The Winged One’. Then there’s 400 Rabbits, in Nottingham, which currently falls into the highest-risk Tier 3 category, mandating that hospitality venues remain closed, other than for delivery and takeaway. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Amen… On the other hand, 400 rabbits getting killed by a single hummingbird, how smashed were they?! When he was not getting smashed with his divine brothers, he was simply the God of the older Toltec Culture, which the Aztecs respected and saw as their cultural and intellectual predecessors. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. [Video], Our Top Five Favourite Products From CES 2021 [Videos], Your Morning Cup Of Coffee Could Help Those In Need. Will give it a try this weekend. https://www.godchecker.com/aztec-mythology/CENTZON-TOTOCHTIN In fact the most famous mayan temple. Basically the Rabbit God of Getting Smashed and Hangovers. The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — and rescue its business at the same time. In some comics drunks still see human-sized rabbits popping up. Read more. James Aspell pops the application in the post. well, have you heard the term “drunker than ten indians?” i had never heard til recently. Hope you didn’t mean the temple I had as a main picture before. (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs had Centzon Tōtōchtin, a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs had Centzon Tōtōchtin, a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. ... and champurrado-- a hot, chocolate drink … Tezcatzoncatl – ‘The Straw Mirror’ Micky, Fascinating indeed. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. The 400 rabbits need more recognition. ( Log Out /  Very stupid mistake, thanks for noticing. that is a wonderful picture. Tepoztecatl, as he was actually named, was considered king of the Drunken Rabbits and God of Pulque. The ‘infinite’ amount of children she had with her husband Petecatl, who was believed to be responsible for fermentation, were pictured as rabbits, which she nursed with this alcoholic beverage. ( Log Out /  The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. That turned out to be a Mayan one. Maybe this example refers to the cruel death penalty by strangling for youngsters who secretly got drunk, but otherwise we start to understand how the Aztecs got to 400 different kinds of intoxication. Some other relevant threads Create-A-Servant 1, the first Servant thread. Remembering what I saw is a bigger problem! The bunnies haven’t … … The 400 intoxicated and divine rabbits collectively called Centzon Tōtōchtin are often associated with pulque, the ancient Mexican drink made from the agave plant. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. In the way they multiply… And when was this Aztec Empire again? maybe alkyhol causes a type of hallucinations…thus seeing rabbits. ( Log Out /  Check out more Historical Stories and Mythical Tales, This is dope. So, we can’t really speak of a happy ending here, but next time someone will show you holiday pictures of Aztec temples in Mexico, at least you have something interesting to share on the topic. After the rape incident  Mayahuel became the new Goddess of Pulque. Great idea! The holy spirit in this case will be housed in their extensive tequila bar. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Where Ome Tochtli still knew what moderation in alcohol was, his brother Five Rabbit, or Macuil Tochtli, took things a little further. Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. The Aztec Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods, one of whom is called Mezcal. Image: James Aspell – Bar owner James Aspell posting his application to the registrar general. (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs had Centzon Tōtōchtin, a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. One of the Rabbits, although he doesn’t look much like a bunny here. lol, dude, that isn’t an Aztec temple, but a Mayan one! She is the mother of Mixcoatl and is particularly associated with the moth Rothschildia orizaba from the family Saturniidae. Keeping up this website comes with a price. anything aztec is gonna touch my roots. Tequechmecauiani was the God of Hanging. You know, someone needs to make a film of this. Oh boy, that’s a shitload of drunken rabbits! they’d flex their bicep and show off their “conejo” …that’s what they called them…and it seemed more like a mango to me. oh my…now i have heard it all. The bunnies haven't had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in … (CNN) -- The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, properly they'd Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. According to the legend they would gather on a regular basis to test their livers. (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs had Centzon Tōtōchtin, a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. This UK bar is posing as a church to get around pandemic rules 10 hours ago | By . , this rabbit article reminds me of my brothers and their need to impress with their muscular “conejos” (rabbits). In Aztec religion, Ītzpāpālōtl [iːt͡spaːˈpaːlot͡ɬ] ("Obsidian Butterfly") was a striking skeletal warrior goddess who ruled over the paradise world of Tamoanchan, the paradise of victims of infant mortality and the place identified as where humans were created. The 400 drunken Rabbit Gods were the children of the Goddess of Alcohol Mayahuel and Petecatl, God of Medicine. Colhuatzincatl – The Winged One , Of Drunkards to be more specific. Their god? The bunnies haven’t … Here are some of the main characters from this chapter of Aztec mythology: Tepoztecatl (Ome Tochtli) – ‘Two Rabbit’ He decapitated some bunnies, ripped out some hearts, stabbed them or simply threw them off a temple, till all the Centzon Totochtin were dead. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Toltecatl – God of Early Civilization The reason that young Aztecs couldn’t drink pulque originated in a myth. He adds that the congregation is “multiplying like rabbits” with worshipers signing up all the way from Kazakhstan to New Zealand. Welcome to the third edition of Create-A-Servant, where you copy-paste information from Wikipedia to turn historical figures into cute waifus with sword beams. London (Source) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, effectively they’d Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. T The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — and rescue its business at the same time. , Pingback: The Aztec myth of the 400 drunken Rabbit Gods explains all levels of intoxication | Lords of the Drinks – HB/DC, Pingback: To the Moon & Back: Progress – 179, Pingback: Ometochtli – The Compendium of Arcane Beasts and Critters, Pingback: Another Synaptic Holiday History: From the Resurrection to the Rabbit – Synaptic Space. Officially he is the God of Alcoholic Beverages, but he also stood for excess with alcohol and the consequences for that behavior. James Aspell pops the application in … The 400 intoxicated and divine rabbits collectively called Centzon Tōtōchtin are often associated with pulque, the ancient Mexican drink made from … …but says it’s a tongue-in-cheek effort “to shine a light on the ridiculousness of the government’s new tier system and how contradictory the rules are.”, “It’s been really tough,” he says, arguing that: “the government insist on these restrictions” but then “the financial support isn’t there.”, “Even if we moved down into Tier 2 we wouldn’t be able to open without serving a substantial meal.”. Create your own Modern Fiction Servants, for Servants from fictious works after 1900. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. I think that this is the best thing I have ever read, ever. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. However there is a ‘Two Rabbit’, or in Aztec Ome Tochtli. , Hmmm… I have to be quite drunk to lose vision. The literal translation of Techalotl is ‘Squirrel’ and he was one of the Gods of Dance. Pretty badass. He is the God of the Drunkards and according to the myth he was a big one himself too. Per CNN, the bar has been newly christened the Church of 400 Rabbits, and pending a response to their application to Nottingham’s registrar general they plan on becoming a place of worship. According to the myth she had 400 breasts that all gave quality fermented maguey sap. James Aspell pops the application in the post. Sounds like a scenario of a new Steven Seagal movie. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Well I would say his actions speak for themselves. The bunnies haven’t had much action on the worship front for a few thousand years, so I’m sure they’re pleased. Anyway, if it wasn’t for these comments nobody would notice now! One day they made the mistake of killing the mother of Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec God of War and the Sun. Since Mayahuel had so many mouths to feed, it’s no wonder she was also connected to fertility and nourishment. Apparently it wasn’t uncommon for people in the Aztec Empire to accidently hang themselves when they were drunk. The Aztec gods of the southern stars are the Centzonhuītznāhua.. The reason this five-year-old establishment is now hoping to mix spirituality with spirits is that it’s spotted a loophole in England’s Covid-19 rules which means that, if you’re a place of worship, then people from the same household or bubble can enter your premises. They reckon they’ve found a workaround, which would allow them to stay open. But the drink wasn’t for just anyone to drink, only old people could taste from this sacred potion. Hahaha well… The sad thing is that these rabbits were supposed to scare people out of drinking. Guess not that much has changed through the years. Pfizer CEO says rollout to UK will begin immediately after regulators gave the green light. Micky. Another divine rabbit is called Tezcatzoncatl. CNN - (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Their large number indicates the many degrees of intoxication one can attain when drinking. Cheers, The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. From what they knew basically the start of civilization. if you want an aztec temple, look in google for “el templo mayor”, It has just been changed but thanks for the tip. The Centzon Totochtin(sometimes called "the Rabbit") is a relic from the past, possessed and hidden by Hoody in the Commune outside of Romdeau. Just sayin’. Infinite? Our aim is simple, to offer a place of worship to our deity the Mezcal Bunny. Many old civilizations had Gods for just about everything: the sun, the sea, lightning and often quite a few for alcohol related matters. To me, early humankind’s populations demanded reason behind the thousands the pin pricks of light poking through the vail of darkness when their particular sun god dipped below the horizon. From then on the Aztecs made sure that drinking became a sole activity of the old and experienced men, who could control themselves. In this story the Goddess of Flowers (including the manguey and its sap), Xochitl, gave some pulque to the King of Tula, who got drunk and raped her. The Aztec name for this nest of bunnies was Centzon Totochtin, which literally means 400 rabbits, but they were often referred to as the Gods of Drunkenness. The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — and rescue its business at the same time. Trusted by 20M users and growing - the best local & breaking news source in the US, featuring local weather, alerts, deals, events and more. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Change ). The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — and rescue its business at the same time. James Aspell pops the application in … ( Log Out /  But indeed that would be fun. Complete drunkenness was represented by 400 rabbits. You can sign up to become a ‘Bunny Believer’ or become ordained as a ‘Reverend of the Righteous Rabbits’. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Really. It is completely powered by the wind, including the electrical power to lift it, and supply lighting in the interior. CNN - (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Even if the application fails, it’s been a good PR exercise for the establishment. This is the most recent one, uploaded in October, which gives you a feel for the bar: Bar owner James Aspell isn’t convinced that they’ll be successful. Even though they had very strict laws on alcohol use and abuse, no other tribe or culture had as many ‘Booze Gods’ as the ancient habitants of Mexico. I read that the term rabbits is also chosen cause intoxicated Aztecs would start to see these animals. The bunnies have not had many prayers despatched their method lately however, 2020 being what it’s, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is making an attempt to vary that — and rescue its enterprise on the identical time. Yep, you read it right. I can’t wait to randomly interject this into a conversation like “O, don’t worry. So when someone got absolutely smashed, people would say he was ‘drunk as 400 rabbits’. It made her also the Godess of Early Sexuality and Prostitutes. Seriously, i lose vision and things dont seem clear. now i am gonna say: drunker than 400 aztecs. The Aztecs were no exception. Cheers, A fourth rodent with a taste for pulque is called Colhuatzincatl. Pfizer CEO says rollout to UK will begin immediately after regulators gave the green light. 02-12-2020 16:09 via cnn.com. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — and rescue its business at the same time. Not sure if you ever saw a drunken squirrel dancing but once you got that image it should not be too hard to understand why Techalotl was one of the Centzon Totochtin. Hope it is indeed the right God in the caption. An Aztec statue in the form of one of the Drunken Rabbits. I will never look at rabbits the same way again. The Aztec Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods, one of whom is called Mezcal. 02-12-2020 16:09 via cnn.com. Stupid me! In Aztec mythology, Chicomecōātl [t͡ʃikomeˈkoːaːt͡ɬ] "Seven Serpent", was the Aztec goddess of agriculture during the Middle Culture period. So every experienced drinker can tell you that this was probably the God of one of the earlier stages of intoxication. The traditional drink of the Aztecs was called pulque, fermented agave (or maguey) juice that played an important role in religious rituals. Congregants can sign up through their website which states: Join us as we begin our journey to answer absolutely none of life’s big questions. Youngsters who got caught drinking were severly punished, with ´death by strangling´ as the ultimate penalty. But some of the rabbits also had names and background stories. Their … I only wish the rabbits had survived to lead us to drunken salvation for the rest of eternity. Macuil Tochtli – ‘Five Rabbit’ Techalotl – God of Dance The myth of this bloodbath was also used by Aztec priests to justify their ritual human sacrifices. The temple of Kukulkan. When i get intoxicated i get blind. lol , http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Drunker+than+10+indians, Pingback: Academia Patron Comes to Columbus - The Pegu Blog, Pingback: 33 Types of drunk people | Lords of the Drinks, “This God, often portraited as a hummingbird, knew no mercy and chased after the terrified rodents.” Rabbits are not rodents. England left its second national lockdown on December 2 and entered a system of tiered restrictions. True animal lovers might want to stop reading now, because the story didn’t end well for the Drunken Rabbits. Like most places in the world, the hospitality industry has suffered, with bars and restaurants struggling to stay afloat. Yeah, I like this picture too. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. These naughty bunnies are the children of Mayahuel, the goddess of Pulque. London (CNN) - The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. haha! They also have a very odd YouTube channel where they make videos of the Mezcal Bunny, among others. Mayahuel mothered Centzon Tōtōchtin, a group of 400 rabbits considered the gods of drunkenness -- 5 Rabbit was one of the leaders of the 400. Micky. James Aspell pops the application in the post. A drawing of Tezcatzoncatl, God of the Drunkards and one of the 400 Drunken Rabbits. He symbolized that maniac on the dancefloor stepping on everyone’s toes. , Well, full of good intentions of course, eager to put this piece online as soon as possible, but nevertheless stupid. London (CNN) — The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Money that we could also spend on booze. , aww, dont call urself stupid..sillee boy! The bunnies haven’t had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that — … . Find link is a tool written by Edward Betts.. searching for Pulque 51 found (484 total) alternate case: pulque Centzon Tōtōchtin (265 words) no match in snippet view article find links to article In Aztec mythology, the Centzon Tōtōchtin (Nahuatl pronunciation: [sent͡son toːˈtoːt͡ʃtin] "four-hundred rabbits"; also Centzontōtōchtin) are a group of . The bunnies have not had many prayers despatched their method lately however, 2020 being what it’s, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is making an attempt to vary that — and rescue its enterprise on the identical time. I mean that hummingbird was the God of War *AND* the Sun. . Cheers, A place where you can drink mezcal without having to order a carvery dinner alongside it, a place where you aren’t kicked out into the cold heartless night at 10pm, a place where you can get away from the busy gyms, supermarkets, shops, beauty salons, massage parlours, cinemas, theatres, sports venues, xmas markets, schools, universities, betting shops and literally everywhere else that will be allowed to remain open while pubs and bars will remain shut . Almost every culture, both modern and ancient, has had affairs in their folklore with both animals and the night sky. People who feared they would end up in a lethal noose would make an offering to this Rabbit God. Tequechmecauiani – God of Hanging The bunnies haven't had many prayers sent their way in recent years but, 2020 being what it is, a tequila bar in Nottingham, England, is trying to change that -- and rescue its business at the same time. She is sometimes called "goddess of nourishment", a goddess of plenty and the female aspect of maize.. More generally, Chicomecōātl can be described as a deity of food, drink, and human livelihood. Find link is a tool written by Edward Betts.. searching for Pulque 51 found (484 total) alternate case: pulque Centzon Tōtōchtin (265 words) no match in snippet view article find links to article In Aztec mythology, the Centzon Tōtōchtin (Nahuatl pronunciation: [sent͡son toːˈtoːt͡ʃtin] "four-hundred rabbits"; also Centzontōtōchtin) are a group of London (CNN) - The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Yes, in the Aztec numbering 400 was such a big number that it also meant infinity. Where his mother is also connected to nourishment, Ome Tochtli is all about fertility and drunkenness, which makes one suspect that like today many babies in those days were conceived after the libido was raised by alcohol. I’m still chuckling to myself about 400 drunken rabbit gods. Mayahuel mothered Centzon Tōtōchtin, a group of 400 rabbits considered the gods of drunkenness -- 5 Rabbit was one of the leaders of the 400. Create-A-Servant 2, the second Servant thread. From time to time Tezcatzoncatl was referred to as ‘The Straw Mirror’, in which of course the drunken state is meant in which you can see as much as when looking in a mirror made of straw. Strange enough there is no first no bunny called Rabbit I or something. The proof that not all of the 400 Rabbit Gods in every day life had anything to do with booze is Toltecatl. It is a sort-of Sailboat, capable of traveling on land due to some sort of repulsor technology that lifts it above the ground. By Kirby Vickery on the July 2020 Edition. The Romans had Bacchus, the Greeks had Dionysus and the Aztecs, well they had Centzon Tōtōchtin: a hard-drinking gang of 400 rabbit gods. Everyone was just drunk as 400 hundred rabbits” than walk away before anyone can ask “wait, what did he just say?”, Hahaha… You just said that they were drunk as 40.000 rabbits mate. Why do i get the impression that males created all these mythological creatures…as an explanation for their excesses. In Aztec mythology, the Centzonmīmixcōa (Nahuatl pronunciation: [sentsonmiːmiʃˈkoːaʔ] or Centzon Mīmixcōa: the "Four Hundred alike Mixcōātl") are the gods of the northern stars.. But the drink wasn’t for just anyone to drink, only old people could taste from this sacred potion. 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